Boy, are we in trouble…

Child has us all figured out.

For example, child has figured out that Mama and Papa’s carefully-crafted “you’re in trouble” façades are, in fact, just that. Or at least he’s figured out how to change “you’re in trouble” to “you’re really funny”.

This morning, when a very very sick Mama was struggling to get Torsten dressed, Torsten did not want to get dressed. Mama came back from England two days ago and Torsten would much rather hang out and play with Mama.

And so I made a sad face, the one I make when I’ve had to tell him to do something one-too-many times and I realize he’s not listening to my voice anymore.

Torsten: Mama, don’t cry…

Me: Ok, I’m not crying. I’m just sad.

Torsten: Shh… shhh… don’t be sad. Shhh… don’t be sad Mama.

Me: <sad face>

Torsten: Don’t be sad, Mama… Think about BRAINS!

(N.B. Torsten is on a Zombie kick after hearing Jonathan Coulton’s “Re: Your Brains“. He’s only ever heard the chorus, but that is apparently enough…)

Me: *snort* *chortle* *laugh*

Torsten: *victorious face*

Keep in mind, my child is not even three yet.

We are so screwed.

I love it.

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Wordless Wednesday

Us. In autumn.





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My pumpkin and a pumpkin

We don’t do a lot of “American” things (or German ones, for that matter), but sometimes, we give in and pass on a few of them ;)

The result:

Ok, so it’s early… we had the pumpkin. So what.

Compare the above picture of my big pumpkin at two-and-three-quarters to my big pumpkin at -1 month:

The time, it flies…

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Wordless Wednesday

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Today only! My own personal, unsurprising comedy of not-so-much-errors-as-accidents

WARNING: This post contains whining and rambling. I am core dumping after the end of a long and not-very-nice-day. This is a stream-of-consciousness, tired post, so you probably don’t want to read it. I am going to write it anyway.

There are just some days where you shouldn’t bother getting out of bed.

Well, except that sometimes, there is a small child who needs you, so you must.

Currently, there is a small child who needs me and my husband is in, of all places, China.

I got up, needless to say.

Now, this summer has been a conference-filled busy one for Christian, which has meant that in addition to the usual exhausting run of work, house-cleaning, toddler management (hah! As if!), grocery shopping, etc, that Christian and I normally share, I’ve gotten several short tastes of single parenthood at a particularly challenging time in my kid’s life this summer, and I am now pretty much wiped.

Still, one must go on, right? And Torsten is pretty awesome. He’s difficult as all get-out right now (certainly as stubborn as I was at his age, and that is saying something), but he also does things like wake up when I come in to get him up and smile his sleepy smile, stretch, and say, “HEY Mama! I love you very very much.” Which takes me by surprise every time.

He’s a sweet kid.

Still, I’m tired. At the moment, very tired, because kiddo hasn’t wanted to sleep so much this past week.

(N.B. This post has been cut for your convenience. If there’s no text after this and you can’t see the “read more” bit and you’d like to read more, please click on the link to the original post…)

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Run like the w… wounded hippo.

So I’ve taken up running again for the first time (seriously, anyway) in about a decade. The reasons for this masochism are as follows:

  1. I am seriously out of shape. Seriously.
  2. I weigh somewhere between what you weigh and, say, a whale. Tending towards the whale. Only time in my life I have been heavier is when I was pregnant, and then I had another human being attached to me.
  3. Can’t look at myself in the mirror anymore.
  4. Do not want to die. Have wonderful child I do not want to leave motherless.

Now, before you food nazis start in on diet, I know, ok? One thing at a time. Change is hard enough, and I probably have more experience with dieting than most of you. It will come.

But for now, I am stuck in an endless loop of doing Week 1 of the Couch-to-5k running plan, running through the fields and forests behind my house (really, being able to be on a forest path in 4 minutes walking from one’s house is a wonderful thing), mostly hidden from my neighbors and anyone else who might comment.

Which is a good thing (being hidden). I worry too much about what other people think as it is – worse, I run faster (too fast) when other people are around.

So anyhow, I’m even more tired and less likely to post than usual. But maybe I can hold off dying for a while…

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Live action: T on wheels!

For most of you, this won’t be the most interesting video ever (there’s some dead time, and if I could cut my voice out of all Torsten videos, I would!), but here’s our little guy flying around the paths next to our place:

(As usual, the password to view the video is “smurf)

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It’s in the genes…

Video to come in a bit of the two-and-a-half-year-old whizzing around the neighborhood just like Papa, but here’s T on his new bike:

Torsten catches Mama

Torsten catches Mama

Got you!

Got you!

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Thursday morning cuteness

Torsten, after an exasperating morning (for Mama and Papa), gets tired of Mama taking his picture.

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Morning T, with hat!

This looked better without the sweater, and it’s hard to get a good iPhone shot of a Torsten in motion in bad lighting, but sweet Mr. T was extra-cute this morning, I must say…

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