So our vacuum cleaner sucked, as in it did not suck. And my husband was saying we’d have to get a new one, that this one had always been a crappy vacuum cleaner, etc.
I would just like to state, for the record, that we now have a sucking vacuum cleaner that doesn’t suck (because it does suck) due to the ingenuity of his wife and the help of a steak knife, a pair of chopsticks and a wire hanger.
MacGyver don’t got nuttin’ on me, yo.



The prolific use of the word suck is fabulous.