Dear Mr./Ms./Probably-Mr.-Because-Let’s-Face-It-It-Was-Pretty-Juvenile 90.203.244.209, a.k.a. 5acbf4d1.bb.sky.com, whose ISP is located somewhere in the neighborhood of Doncaster, England:
Thank you for visiting and leaving your informative comments on my pregnant belly shot. I never would have guessed I was overweight without helpful good samaritans like yourself letting me know. I’m especially pleased to know that I’m a lard ass. That made my day, truly it did.
I see you were looking to see if “moods are OK in pregnancy” when you hit my site. Clearly you’ve used your undersized penis in some irresponsible way and gotten someone pregnant – the poor girl! I’m surprised you’re able to get any at all – was she drunk and asleep when it happened?
As for her moods, I suspect that her moods have nothing to do with her pregnancy and everything to do with being with a kind, mature, and very special (short-bus special) boy like yourself.
And if I’m wrong and you’re a woman, wow… your poor children.
Good luck in life, my tiny friend. Folks like you rarely amount to much.
Professional computer geek and linguist living in Germany, doing infosec stuff and being the freakiest mother ever.
Excellent rebuttal. Some people are just born a jackass. You keep posting pix of that prego belly!
Also, looks like we’re due the same time. My real due date is 12/13, but am having a c-section on 12/6.
I love that you included his location and what term he had searched when he found your site.
He is obviously a very sad, pathetic person that he needs to attempt to insult you in order to feel good about his sad, pathetic life.