I know for a fact that this is a lie – if I said I paid attention in 10% of high school, that would be being um… generous. I always could take tests well though:
85-100% You must be an autodidact, because American high schools don’t get scores that high! Good show, old chap!



I only got 86%. What kind of high school did I attend? Have I forgotten that much? Help me I feel so inadequate. (Oh no there are all those high school insecurities popping up again…
) You need to stop with these tests K, I can’t handle all the pressure… J.K.