Week 21: Half-baked baby

20 weeks.

So we are officially halfway to the due date! Of course, since this is our kid, and we are difficult people, there’s no way in Hell he’ll show on that exact date, but nevertheless, this kid’s about half done

You’d think I’d have some momentous post to celebrate, but nah, I just finished reading Harry Potter (it was magically there on the doorstep when we got home last night, so what did you expect?) and thus up to now haven’t been doing anything else of moment except exploiting my husband’s office for its cool, cool air.

Incidentally, Harry turns out not to be an air conditioner, I discovered. A great shock to all, I know. I hope that’s not too much of a spoiler for anyone.

But hey, Small Monster is halfway to coming out and wreaking havoc on Haus Grothoff, and every week that goes by puts him closer to being a baby that can survive outside my belly, so it’s all good