Better than all of those people who are quite clearly looking for ways to hack into other people’s DSL modems…
Better than “CAN I DRINK MILK IF IM PREGNANT” (in all caps, because we all know that in addition to making you wildly popular on mailing lists and in forums, all caps make the search engine understand YOU MEAN BUSINESS)…
Better than “krista fetish” (God, I hope no one has a fetish for me)…
Not necessarily better than “naked girls in mud”, which happened to be a common way to get to an old blog of mine and I still have no idea why, but at least more recent.
Less baffling than “he is cheating on his first lady” (ooo, I wonder which political leader this person was wondering about… more scandal!), and not really as funny as “when your husband says you are paranoid” 
It’s… “hot cheetos bad for pregnancy“!!!!
Now I think we can all agree that bright red food coloring, puffed corn, and “cheez” powder is probably not ideal nourishment for your personal Mini-Me, but I am sort of amused that someone out there is currently stressing over a bag of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos, probably wondering if their kid is going to be born with an extra head I tend to worry about things like gasoline fumes, allergy medicine, and taking the wrong vitamin supplements simultaneously, but I guess if Chester Cheetah’s got you worried, you gotta do what you gotta do…
(N.B. If you’re the person who asked this question, I’m sorry I’m mocking you – I probably search for equally amusing things on the Internet, but it made me giggle, so… bad me)
Professional computer geek and linguist living in Germany, doing infosec stuff and being the freakiest mother ever.
I’ve had “cheeze whiz causes migraines”. That was my favourite to date.
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